Top 10 annoying Facebook Statuses…

One of my friends on Facebook started compiling a list of the most annoying Facebook Statuses.  I found it hilarious because I, too, find the exact same ones a tad annoying.  This is all in good fun so please don’t take offense if you post any of the following statuses. And by all means, please feel free to add to the list…

1. Only posting the word “is” as your status or saying “there is nothing on my mind”

2. Without fail, every Monday someone will post something along the lines of “case of the Mondays”

3. “Woot” – I understand that people are trying to express jubilation, but i don’t think i’ve ever heard anyone actually say this word. Maybe “Woo hoo” but not woot. Is it an Aggie thing?

4. Excessive exclamation points after EVERY sentence!!!!!!

5. Consistently long, drawn out, and very detailed – this would include giving us a rundown of everything you had for dinner, a play-by-play of everything that’s gonna happen with you in the next hour, or anything that takes more than 3 or 4 status lines – Hint: If I have to click “Read More” to read your status, it’s too long. I understand the occasional long status, but consistently is just annoying.

6. Only posting song lyrics

7. Even though I am a twitter user, I still find it annoying when people type stuff like “coffee @ #starbucks w/ @7jay29 @brownbear @razorboy46 @tomfrank @hurley83, then 2 #transformers2″

8. Constantly posting sarcastically, negative things.

9. Anything having to do with how many ugly ducklings you’ve found in farmville, the fact that you are looking for a punching bag in mafia wars, that you just won 1,000 chips in poker on a hand where you had a high king, or how long you would last in a zombie apocalypse.

10. Constantly trying to be abstract